[fiction/satire - for entertainment purposes only]

The Most Dangerous Game

 

Dangerous Game Hunting
Dangerous Game Hunt

For the sportsman hunter, what is the most challenging prey?

  • Is it Snappin turtles?
  • Is it Crocodilians?
  • Anacondas?
  • Boars?
  • Bears?
  • Lions?
  • Elephants?
  • Apes?
  • Blacks?
  • Hybrids?
  • Humans?
  • Mankind?

I have the answer for you. The most challenging prey, on Earth, is...

...Rothschilds.

This is not a quarry for the novice hunter. Most successful Rothschild hunters have spent decades in apprenticeship by huntin jesuits, mafiosi of various cultures, intelligence agents, and Rockefellers, gradually developin the skills needed to hunt Rothschilds.